Say jokes which tease girls

Have you seen kids play around, how boys tease girls. They call them funny names, pull their pig tails and mock them around. Girls have learnt to love it and find this sense of mischief attractive in guys.

Some examples of how you can use jokes to tease girls are given below, the example characters are jane (the girl you want to impress) and jack (that's you)

Jane: So what do you do jack?
Jack: Oh I used to pose in the nude for art classes, but they fired yesterday
Jane: (Laughing) Why did they fire you?
Jack: They needed a really long canvas to draw me, if you know what I mean. They got tired of it.
Another example would be
Jane: So where do you live?
Jack: Hey wait a minute, you are not one of those crazy nympho girl stalkers are you. Why do want to know where I live?

You see, any question can be converted into a tease. Make sure you don't go overboard with it. Keep the below pointers in mind.

1. Don't make political jokes. Girls have no interest in politics.
2. Don't joke about your friends, she would look at you as a two timer.
3. Avoid explicit vulgar jokes, always use undertones and subtle double meanings.
4. Keep a few jokes and teases in mind, not everyone is good at being spontaneous.
5. Don't insult the girl overtly, there thin line between being funny and being rude.

Always remember that girls are still kids at heart. Treat them like one. Remember the way you used to tease girls when you were a kid, there was a brash confidence to it and girls love it. Treat girls the same way, don't get too serious.